Oh was that me? / by Randy Ortiz

Ok so yes I am THAT guy who falls asleep in the NJ Transit bus the whoooole ride to 42nd street, it's too comfortable not to. Now the problem is... am I really snoring like a crazy damn fool at 8 in the morning while on route to work?? Hmm at least nobody has told me so far, but I always wonder if the dude in front of me was waiting to punch me in the mouth with the next snore hahaha.  As the bus steps into Port Authority I usually wake up, but there have been times that I'm the last to go because of that sweet ass nap I took. Embarrassment is far gone, and the sleep maybe snore shall commence... until I get into a morning fight.