Mega BONK! / by Randy Ortiz

Well this morning I was off to work, nice and rainy. While I was trying to reach for my gloves, it happened. I busted my ass on the sidewalk!! There was this thin layer of ice on that whole half block, and most of the way to the bus stop. I fell, and had that dumb look on my face like ummm what just happened? The rest of the walk to the bus, I walked on the street since people don't like cleaning/salting their sidewalks. Ahh great start!Oh but wait there is more...my umbrella kept giving out, I think it closed by itself like 3-4 times. Haha, gotta love it.