Happy green midget day!!!! / by Randy Ortiz

Happy Sy. Patty's everyone! Tis the day where people come out of their caves to drink publicly. To be honest I have no clue what is the real meaning of this day, since all I've seen is the meatheads associated with this day. Besides the fact that I love leprechauns (MIDGETS!!!!) and green, and a lil beer, St. Patrick's Day is kinda meh.I always wonder if the real Irish folk care what people take this holiday for, or if it is even remotely Irish afterall (Nope, don't feel like Googling it).

Well at least my straw is green from my iced coffee!